you can still be thick and have a thigh gap
i corrupted the image file but the cat is almost 100% in tact and has that smug fucking grin like “haha fuckr cant do shit” fuck you cat fuck you fucking grey cat piece of shit cat
the truth is that no one else could live your life. nobody else, man or woman, could wake up and put on your shoes in the morning. nobody else could pull it off. so own that. cool is a lie. cool doesn’t matter and it never did. merely perception.
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell
these are the only pix I got from last Saturday - Misterwives & Twenty One Pilots - One of my favorite concerts
I will rip off your limbs and hit you with them
True friendship at it’s prime.
You have gone blind and want cereal
I’m the type of person that never starts a conversation and then wonders why I have no friends
DO YOU JUST HAVE SOMEONE IN YOUR LIFE THAT MAKES YOU REALLY HAPPY NO MATTER WHAT THEY TALK ABOUT WITH YOU AND THEY JUST ALWAYS CHEER YOU UP AND THEY PUT THEMSELVES DOWN SOMETIMES BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHY BECAUSE EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM IS SO AMAZING AND YOU WANT THEM TO BE IN YOUR LIFE FOREVER BECAUSE THEY MAKE YOU SO HAPPY OH GOSH
when there’s drama going on between two people in your class and one of them makes a really good comeback that you were not expecting and you’re like
as a young child i lacked the comprehension for an episode of veggie tales so for three years of my life my vision of god was this. god appeared to me in the form of frankencelery.
twenty one pilots