bangcaster:

you can still be thick and have a thigh gap 

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fuuckh8:

i corrupted the image file but the cat is almost 100% in tact and has that smug fucking grin like “haha fuckr cant do shit” fuck you cat fuck you fucking grey cat piece of shit cat

fuuckh8:

i corrupted the image file but the cat is almost 100% in tact and has that smug fucking grin like “haha fuckr cant do shit” fuck you cat fuck you fucking grey cat piece of shit cat


the truth is that no one else could live your life. nobody else, man or woman, could wake up and put on your shoes in the morning. nobody else could pull it off. so own that. cool is a lie. cool doesn’t matter and it never did. merely perception.


bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG




basedgosh:

not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell


angelicsound:

these are the only pix I got from last Saturday - Misterwives & Twenty One Pilots - One of my favorite concerts


somethingfangirly:

dreamer-held-captive:

puppet-not-master:

I will rip off your limbs and hit you with them

True friendship at it’s prime. 

You have gone blind and want cereal


sorry:

I’m the type of person that never starts a conversation and then wonders why I have no friends


jugglekingstone:

DO YOU JUST HAVE SOMEONE IN YOUR LIFE THAT MAKES YOU REALLY HAPPY NO MATTER WHAT THEY TALK ABOUT WITH YOU AND THEY JUST ALWAYS CHEER YOU UP AND THEY PUT THEMSELVES DOWN SOMETIMES BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHY BECAUSE EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM IS SO AMAZING AND YOU WANT THEM TO BE IN YOUR LIFE FOREVER BECAUSE THEY MAKE YOU SO HAPPY OH GOSH



thrvsting:

when there’s drama going on between two people in your class and one of them makes a really good comeback that you were not expecting and you’re like

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kroboolos:

as a young child i lacked the comprehension for an episode of veggie tales so for three years of my life my vision of god was this. god appeared to me in the form of frankencelery.


inannamesopotamian:

twenty one pilots
fillmore detroit
october 2nd


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Wild Dancing Thanksgivng Turkey