Wait. How did I not see that?"
“You were looking too hard for it
this was about a lost lipstick cap but also life (via joetrohdad)

dragons666:

we  need to talk buddy„„„„„,ur  way too cute„„„„„,tone it down a bit„„„„„,im tryna sleep but ur cute ness is keeping me awake


communistbakery:

when your friends say there are hot guys at the partyimage


monkeysky:

drsonic1:

krobats:

yoshis10:

krobats:

joyisnothere:

krobats:

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rest in peace you fucking onion fairy

are you fucking kidding me?! this movie made my heart wither and die and you call fuckin celebi a fuckin onion fairy?

rest in peace you fucking onion fairy

No.
Celebi is not an onion fairy.

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that’s not even celebi’s real species you dog shit

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me: I LOVE TWENTY ONE PILOTS SO MUCH THEY ARE MY FAVORITE BAND THEIR MUSIC IS SO COOL AND NICE AND IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER WHEN I'M SAD AND TYLER AND JOSH ARE SWEETHEARTS AND I LOVE THE FANBASE AND I'VE MADE LOTS OF GREAT FRIENDS WHO LIKE THEIR MUSIC AND THEIR LIVE PERFORMANCES ARE SO ENERGIZING AND SPECTACULAR AND THEIR SONGS HAVE SUCH VARIATION AND ALL OF THEM MANAGE TO SPEAK TO MY SOUL
me: chill

goatish:

seeing someone hit on your crush

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gymleaderkyle:

When someone who clearly knows they are good looking says they’re ugly


mangomangotan:

Just ordinary sheep after eating grass during winter season


worldofthecutestcuties:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected.


lameboob:

wait you said you wanted to see my nudes? i thought you said dudes haha awkward guess I shouldn’t have brought you to this ranch


spicy-vagina-tacos:

youre-so-basic-it-hurts:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

thousands of followers but still stuck with 10 note selfies

the fuck

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you gotta be kidding me


EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKS ‘WHERE I SEE MYSELF’ IN FIVE YEARS

dukeofbookingham:

I’m just like:

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memebuscemi:

memebuscemi:

apparantly soulja boy made a song about kony amazing

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moistwilly:

tbh if i was hot, the chances of me becoming a slut would increase by about idk 800%


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